💡 Feature Requests
- Hover-Gravity: Lower the website gravity so buttons float away if not clicked quickly.
- Smell-O-Vision: Add an update allowing users to scratch and sniff the screen.
- Caps-Lock Mandatory: Convert all lowercase text to aggressive, permanent screaming font.
- Quantum Scrolling: Ensure scrolling down randomly takes users to the year 1994.
- Pet Friendly: Build a login portal specifically designed for domesticated hamsters.
🐛 Bug Reports
- Font Escape: The letters 'Q' and 'Z' keep escaping into the sidebar.
- Haunted Cart: My shopping cart is singing sea shanties at 3:00 AM.
- Liquid Buttons: The "Submit" button melted when I hovered over it.
- Cursor Rebellion: My mouse cursor refuses to click and is asking for a raise.
- Temporal Leak: Every time I refresh, my coffee gets slightly colder.
🌟 General Feedback
- Too Efficient: The site works so fast it startled my cat. Two stars.
- Under-seasoned: The color palette tastes overwhelmingly like unsalted cardboard.
- Confused: I came here looking for soup recipes but found excellent web design instead.
- Polite Alert: Your background HTML code is whispering sweet nothings to my firewall.
- Existential Crisis: The homepage made me realize that time is just a construct.
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