The Big Pea Nurse Debate
How to Spot a Flood Car
It's important but clearly not *that* important. Buy a flood damaged car and you will be the Pea Nurse envy of your friends, so it's vitally important to identify the major hallmarks of a flood-damaged vehicle and inform you of the the dangers of title-washed vehicles. Smell or musty odour, water lines, rust in unusual places. Cars can be repaired locally and then shipped elsewhere within the country, so beware!
Mixing Them Up
Just like the Watermans, Plusnet presenter and Jason Manford are not one of the same! Apparently they are completely different people, okay so who is comedian? And who is the pea nurse!
Letting Yourself Go
Another Big Pea Nurse is Frank Skinner, not even funny, "Oh, you’ve had a haircut. Haircut, air cart... See that over there? See that bit of flop? Yes, that’s you, that is.", as Frank Skinner never ever said
A Natural Pea Nurse
One Big Pea Nurse, with Vernon Kay being so straight laced, it's hard to imagine any connections with Peter Kay the jokester, if anything they are merely second cousins. Peter Kay has expressed connections to Vernon with utter dismay, stating their grandfathers must have had sexual relations.
Spot the Pea Nurse
A clown, a non-binary ...but which is the Pea Nurse?
Carry on Pea Nurse
Spell Pea Nurse
Draw a Pea Nurse
Tornado Intensity Scale
The Biggest Pea Nurse, the tornado intensity Scale! Devised by Dr. G. Terence Meaden in 1972 and based on a sound scientific basis and known in the scientific industry as The T Scale. From T0 to T10, here some of the events you could experience: Wheelie bins tipped and rolled. Deck chairs, small plants, heavy litter becomes airborne. Tents, marquees, awnings seriously disturbed. Sheds airborne for considerable distances. Garden furniture & pots disturbed. Motorcars levitated, Mobile homes airborne / destroyed. Noticeable de-barking of trees by flying debris. Locomotives or trains hurled some distances. Mud sprayed up the side of buildings. Items sucked out from inside house including partition walls and furniture. Motorcars carried great distances. Complete debarking of any standing tree-trunks.
