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ADMIN The Darker Side of Astrology
Many articles are written about zodiac signs and there positive qualities, it's about time we showed you the darker side of every zodiac sign.This dribbling is a parody with some fictitious over seasoning! To even things out a little we have included some Endearing and Annoying qualities.
Aries (March 21st-April 19th): impulsive, rabid brutes
They charge headlong into whatever they want without looking, and they sure as hell do it without concern for the consequences of their actions.
Selfish, immat... more
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The Slow, Painful Way to Shed Pounds - How to Diet!
No plagiarism, slightly fictitious with some misguided seasoning!
When ever I talk openly about trying loose a little weight, the majority of people always insist on telling me sex is the best way to shedding them pounds! That always puts a smile on my face as those people telling this are mainly the very women that are trying to get me in to bed!
Well I tried the sex idea for about 4 months, it was sort... more
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The Art of Dating - How to Date!
Pure plagiarism with some fictitious guides and sound reasonings!
There is an art, or rather, a knack to dating. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself into dating and traverse forward without even thinking about it. All it requires is simply the ability to throw yourself forward and the willingness not to mind that it’s going to hurt. That is, it’s going to hurt if you fail. Most people fail, and if they are really trying properly, the likelihood is... more
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Guess the number of clothes pegs on the line?
Free to enter and you can enter more than once!
The first ten people to get the right answer will each win free VIP Membership access to our dating website for a year!Terms and conditions apply
How to enter:1. Join our site, login and goto the forum2. Look for the competition #003 post under chit chit3. Reply to the post with your answer4. There are ten VIP membership's to be won and are valid for one year5. After such time the VIP membership will automatically revert back to our fre... more
ADMIN Guess the manufactures name of this antique typewriter?
Feel free to enter more than once with this one!
The first ten people to get the right answer will each win free VIP Membership access to our dating website for a year!Terms and conditions apply
How to enter:1. Join our site, login and goto the forum2. Look for the competition #002 post under chit chit3. Reply to the post with your answer4. There are ten VIP membership's to be won and are valid for one year5. After such time the VIP membership will automatically revert back t... more
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How To Be Speakin' Pirate-Like
Startin' Rules:Double up on all your adjectives and you'll be bountifully bombastic with your phrasing. Pirates never speak of "a big ship", they call it a "great, grand ship!" They never say never, they say "No nay ne'er!"
Drop all your "g"'s when you speak and you'll get words like "rowin'", "sailin'" and "fightin'". Dropping all of your "v"'s will get you words like "ne'er", "e'er" and "o'er".
Instead of saying "I am", sailors say, "I be". Instead of saying "You are", sailors say, "You... more
ADMIN Can you guess what this packing material was used for?
Feel free to have some fun with this one!
The first ten people to get the right answer will each win free VIP Membership access to our dating website for a year!Terms and conditions apply
How to enter:1. Join our site, login and goto the forum2. Look for the competition #001 post under chit chit3. Reply to the post with your answer4. There are ten VIP membership's to be won and are valid for one year5. After such time the VIP membership will automatically revert back to our fr... more
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Utter Nonsense and parody with some fictitious non reasonings!
Almost 101 uses of a PAMPHLET or Tri Fold Brochure
1. Wipe your bottom with it, might be a little ruff around the edges.
2. Photocopied and sold for £5 each they might make you rich or not.
3. Folded several times it can make a small paper plane.
4. Blow your nose into it.
5. Folded over a few times would make an ideal readable book mark.
6. Cut it up and use as topping for a shepherds pie instead of potato.
7. A great pa... more
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Complete Nonsense! A complete Nonsense of satire and parody with some entirely fictitious writings!
Every time I take a vacation and visit the family/parents they always make sure the fridge is well stocked with salad just for me, I have no idea why and I have never mentioned my food preference to be such, and when I leave they insist I take it home as it wont get eaten! So I felt I needed to write some nonsense to reflect upon this and other dribbling.
FACT: Lettuce is a vegetable and a fruit.
FACT: Tomatoes are not ... more
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Empty crisp packets - triangle, knot or yacht? There is a little unknown debate that isn't being discussed, but should be going on, one that no one knows about, till now! Tying the knot!
How do you fold your empty crisp packets? ...and if not, why not? Not sure why but the general rule is to try and get it into a triangle, well that's what google seems to be showing everybody. Probably something to do with equal sides and the achievement of attaining that perfect triangle. I prefer the old fashioned knot as you can see i... more
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